Before I had children I thought the best part of being a mom would be the cuddling and love. The road trips with the children happily singing in the back seat. The constant chorus of “Oh you are the best mom ever!” Dressing my little darlings up in cute outfits, and their saying “Mom you have the best taste ever! I wish you could pick out my clothes always!” Then there would be the help around the house, the “Let us unload the dishwasher, you do too much for us already!”.

Then after I had children I found out the real best part of being a parent. Revenge.

Here I am having revenge on my children at a party we attended together while attending The Amazing Meeting.  TAM is a wonderful conference held every year where scientists, celebrities and an oddly large number of magicians get together to talk…